marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism

Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.

by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016

marathon sunday

The act of doing as much of your favorite drug as possible from 5am Sunday to 5 am Monday.

"Aye bruh, you got enough weed for marathon Sunday?"

"Yeah mayne, we bouta get trippy with this x to doe"

by ImThatChickenFucker June 1, 2017

memeathon

an annual holiday/competition to see who can post the dopest memes.

are you going to participate in the memeathon.

by ityttv October 15, 2019

mandathon

A period of binge watching the Mandalorian for multiple hours in a row

Person 1: “Dude I just did a mandathon!”
Person 2: “How many episodes did you watch?”
Person 1: “9, and I fell so much better after that emotional breakdown”

by mArNiEeEe January 15, 2021

Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

malenthon

Spirit from up above whose here to give prodigious art. He cares for all around him. He just wants everyone to smile

Malenthon he was

by One1sane November 23, 2021

marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.

boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait

by that boy so suave April 8, 2023