Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Mong

Mike elong

Mike elong is a fucking retarded mong

by Gayiswrong July 27, 2023

Mong

A whimpultarfumppletang phrase used to describe something or something as retarted. It is an abreviation of mongaloid.

Micheal: I am a giant autistic man

Angus: thats full mong

by The Freakstar 2 November 20, 2024

Mong

BMW Driver

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

by Drivarded February 19, 2024

Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

Mong

(Brit, informal, offensive, somewhat dated) A person who has intellectual disability (low IQ) (comparing with the US term retard), especially one associated with Down’s syndrome. Probably shortened from the obsolete term ‘mongol’ ‘Down’s syndrome’

For example: some taboo insults like ‘you fucking mong!!!! What are you doing?’

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Mong

Short form of a male thong

Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.

by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025