lotion

To ingratiate, to flatter, to butter up in order to achieve an end result, to obtain and maintain friendship or other relationship. To deliberately and possibly insincerely, insinuate oneself into the graces and company of a person or group by using compliments, favours and excess attention.
Jamaican/Caribbean usage common in use in culture, films, dancehall reggae music and daily life.

In the literal sense, this term denotes derision wherein a man who "lotions" another man is actually lubricating him for anal sex. In the usual vernacular however, it simply means kissing ass - a term which has its own similar connotations. The general usage is to state emphatically that "we don't lotion" as in to say the individual refuses to pretend to like someone or a situation.

We don't lotion man. We don't lotion pet nor powder. ~ "No Retreat, No Surrender" by Terror Fabulous
~ "We don't lotion man, woman we powder, we don't powder man"

by thenewbreed July 3, 2019

fun man lotion

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.

"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

by that person......you know...... April 18, 2003

LOTI

Laughing on the inside. The best alternative to lol, because 99.76% of the time when one writes lol, they are not really laughing out loud, but are amused nonetheless.

person1: dude have you seen my new scar?

person2: you got a new scar? how did you get it?

person1: action-farting...

person2: wtf?! loti!

by Edrease P. February 22, 2008

Lotioning

To sexually touch and rub lotion in to ones body

Girl:running oil all over and the slowly finger her

Boy; to cover your hand in lotion and give him and slow firm hand job

Come let's get lotioning baby

by Boobs12hd December 12, 2016

motion lotion

Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.

Iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

by bruntanng December 28, 2005

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

leoties

totally boss girl who is dead sexy even without makeup up.

you're so leoties

by dillony June 19, 2010