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long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.
Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"
long balls by Capitaann November 12, 2007
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Long Jump 

Awesome Track Event where athletes run down a strip of track and jump and kick in the air making it look like they're sky walking
-Loook at that dude Long jump!
-Wait isn't that against Newtons laws of motion?
Long Jump by Mrkewl December 6, 2007

Long Island Accent 

Long Island Accent are said by people from Long Island. They change the "o" to "aw".
long island accent, chawcolate, cawfee, bawl, dawg

Long Story Short 

A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!

Long Live The Wonk Eye 

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye
"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."

Long Talker

One who's conversation just goes on and on. Causing friends and family to avoid him like the plague.
Long Talker by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

long dick nigga 

A nigga wid a long ass dick
"Damn, Look at that long dick nigga i sure hope he don't rape my ass"