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detroit lions

haven't been champs since the
60s...only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with Barry Sanders
the lions are always screwing up
by ItsAllBeenDone March 23, 2004
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Lionel Messi

A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.
C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!
by FDGBoxman December 27, 2011
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Lion

A totally fucking badass name for badass people
Guy 1: hi, what’s your name?
Guy 2: Lion, what’s yours.
Guy 1: WHAT! That’s awesome mines Greg.
by Tacocorn13 May 12, 2018
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lion sex

Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"
by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007
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LionLogic

Taking the most logical action to any situation and doing the complete opposite.
Sara should have stopped at the red light, but used LionLogic and ran it anyway. The semi never saw her.
by LionLogic September 19, 2006
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Lion roar

The physical embodiment of a figurative lion-like pose which sometimes occurs when a man ejaculates whilst engaged in sexual intercourse. The lion roar specifically relates to the arched back and head, open-mouthed, eyes closed pose adopted at the moment of ecstasy.
As rapped by Asher Roth in his song Lion Roar;

"Slidin on your side and curves, satisfy the primal urge
Ridin on you back and forth, that's how you make my lion roar"
by sex freek May 27, 2009
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Detroit Lions

Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that good have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck
by Killer Kobe November 17, 2006
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