lightyoruichi

lightyoruichi (noun)
An internet entity that appears in online arguments uninvited, armed with outdated anime references, broken logic, and a compulsion to derail conversations led by women. Known for self-inserting into dramas, weaponising victimhood, and making everything about themselves; even if it’s clearly not.

Sometimes mistaken for a deep thinker. Actually just buffering in public.

“Ugh, I tried talking about mental health and suddenly this lightyoruichi jumped in to make it about his childhood in 1987.”

“Getting spammed by property agents because a lightyoruichi submitted our number to a housing centre. Imagine weaponising house listings because your ego got bruised.”

by iamononlyfans June 11, 2025

Sam lightfoot

A somewhat attractive guys who pulls Josephine’s he will get into trouble with the law but he is a good boyfriend and he can be annoying.

Sam Lightfoot come over here,are you a Josephine? Oh yes I am

by Sam lightfoot May 27, 2018

Sam lightfoot

A somewhat attractive guy that likes to date Swedish girls.He is a good boyfriend and a good friend but he can be very very

annoying.

Sam lightfoot come sit over here, ok are you Swedish? Oh yes, yes I am, ok

by Sam lightfoot May 27, 2018

Cochecton Lighthouse

To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.

Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.

by Wally3 November 5, 2018

Foggy Lighthouse

It is when a girl hits a nic stick and then sucks a dick while the smoke covers it.

Taylor give me a foggy Lighthouse

by Foggy Lighthouse May 13, 2019

my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.

Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man

by thugdoroki November 30, 2020

Political lighthouse

1: An individual or organization that is responsible for helping people discover and or assist them in getting actively involved with one or more nonmainstream political parties.
2: An individual or organization that is responsible for identifying problems that are negatively impacting society and get organizations, the government, and or people involved in order to try to fix it

Example for definition 1: Ana has told numerous people about the Reform Party and the Citizens Party; and she helped them get involved in those parties’ activities. Ana is a political lighthouse.

by Vanguard 1998 December 2, 2021