Life 

It sucks. End of story.

A bird shit on my head when i was on my date.
That's life for ya.

Life by Sean Gilmour March 15, 2008

Life 

Is what your doing right now. Don't ignore it. Live it. Don't get left behind and don't leave others behind take them for a ride.

I can't go on.
There's always tomorrow

Life by Maddy May 13, 2005

Life 

A beautiful gift that you are only given one chance to do your best at. Nothing is better than it.

I'm Sorry, you should ask for deletion of this because it is inacurate and disturbing. If your happy its because your doing something wrong

Life by Haryazz December 10, 2003

Life 

Lifes a Bitch and then you marry one.

Dude my life is a god dam bitch!.

Good thing you didnt marry one like me.

Life by The Lunch Maker! May 7, 2008

life 

Video games!

Video games are life!

life by gameking10050 October 22, 2003

Life 

You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue

Two types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them

Life by Whiteblood June 15, 2004

life 

A long series of one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead

You suck-diddly-uck Flanders (at life)

life by RenierWolfcastle December 21, 2009