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Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.
Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.
by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008
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Emotional Labor

A feminist notion that emotions are somehow hard work, and that they should be financially compensated for them. Men don't seem to have a problem being nice to people, and are rightfully perplexed when women use this term.

Given the amount of emotions a normal woman has every few minutes, about virtually everything, emotional labor seems to be an oxymoron.
"Omg, Brad's such a bad manager, he doesn't recognize all the emotional labor I put in, trying to be nice to customers all the time!"
by AntiSuffragette October 11, 2018
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laorachoda

a slang in bengali language meaning a man fucking with his dick.laora means dick and choda means fuck.
tui shala laorachoda.
by rickych August 10, 2006
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Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.
An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.
by bumskie March 19, 2011
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Lahore

A punjabi girl who puts out. A pun on Lahore, the cpoital of Punjab province in Pakistan
Jaskiran is a total lahore! She hooked up with Harkaran last night and he says she took in the butt from him!
by Rebecca the Bathyspshere July 9, 2011
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labor days

The days when you're doing the job that acutally uses your passions/talents/skills. The days when you do what you were born to do.
Aesop Rock's album, Labor Days, stand out song is 9-5ers Anthem. Def Jux
by sluggg May 23, 2006
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manuel labor

A derogatory term that is used to discribe a Mexican person.
Hey that manuel labor just crossed the Rio Grande!
by 9 March 10, 2004
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