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Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum
by GuLo February 15, 2026
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Krusty Kam

Start off with anal using her spit as lubricant, during the receiver must defecate on the hard penis of the giver. After the giver finishes inside then anus of the receiver he must continue to thrust therefore mixing the fresh semen and feces into a thick paste. After a thorough mixing he removes his penis from the thoroughly used anus and the receiver goes to get a hairdryer to heat the paste mixture on the penis of the giver until it dries into a flaky crust. Once the crust is finished drying the receiver now must clean the crusty penis using nothing but her mouth and continue with fellatio until she receives a fresh load of semen which she uses as a makeshift mouthwash to remove any crust particles from her teeth.
Hey man on your wedding night I think your bride would absolutely love if you gave her a krusty kam as a honeymoon present.
by Little Rooster January 10, 2026
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The Krusty Krab

The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.
Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020
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the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist
Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !
by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021
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The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock
Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?
by Frederick1 November 3, 2021
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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.
`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.
by Krankh September 10, 2023
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