Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010

Ass-kisser

1. Any of several groups of people who flirt, laugh, joke, or bow down to someone of a higher status or position, in hopes of attaining said position or keeping the current one they already possess.

2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.

3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as

Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.

1. "Bill is such an ass-kisser, this is the third time he has complimented the boss since that new position opened up."

2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."

3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"

by CitizensArrest July 2, 2012

Ass Kisser

An Ass Kisser is SOMEONE who lets a evil person crap all over them, and excepts it, then, in return The ASS KISSER does great things to try to make the evil person happy. The ASS KISSERS life revolves around the evil persons feelings and what the evil persons needs and wants are...

CAROL: Lisa ruined My wedding! She Fought with My whole family! I'm baby sitting Her kids this weekend.

CAROL: Lisa started a fight between Me and My Husband Again! I'm having Her over for Our picnic.

CAROL: Lisa ruined the pinic! I can't believe what She did!?

CAROL: Lisa ruined Easter! Are you guys coming to her house for Memorial Day?

CAROL: Lisa M. ruined Christmas Eve at My house! We went to her house Christmas morning:)

CAROL: Lisa lost her Driver license cause all the DUIs , I'm driving Her everywhere and She's Screaming at Me.I gotta go! Lisa needs a ride to the store!

CAROL: What's wrong with You? I accept People for WHO & WHAT THEY ARE!

Me: Oh My God CAROL, YOU ARE AN Ass Kisser !!!

by I'm NOT Carol June 28, 2008

kiefer

noun; the compartment of the grinder into which the well-ground marijuana, or kief, falls into. the lower-most section of the grinder.

Does your grinder include a kiefer?

by lovessthebeach November 4, 2009

Kiefer

A Youge Jedi, also a true fan of Rookie who he bows down to. Billie Jean is his love

A true Sinister Lover

-Do you want to hang out with Kiefer?
-Chore Buddy

by Rookie69 May 17, 2021

Kiefer

Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.

Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!

Guy Two: What a Kiefer!

Caitlin: Pie..

Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by HeartMrTim October 18, 2008

ass kisser

Someone who bears down with their rectum forcing it onto the back of a toilet seat before they wipe.

Some ass kisser left their mark on this public toilet.

by road smoker February 29, 2008