1 definition by HeartMrTim

Kiefer

Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.

Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!

Guy Two: What a Kiefer!

Caitlin: Pie..

Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by HeartMrTim August 30, 2008