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Jarrett Kitchen

Famous actor/comedian and musician, also known for his talents as an impressionist, a stunt/precision driver, a professional heavy equipment/diesel mechanic, and Master Railroader. He was born into a strong family in December 1981 atop a mountain in western North Carolina, is an appalachian american that is also known for his astonishing good looks, and a facial complexion that silences with the slightest of stares or glances from his piercing brilliant Blue eyes, and a young female fan club following. Jarrett has been the model individual for all people that could ever be as Cool or cool motherfucker like as he is. Best known for his role as a supporting actor with Ben Stiller in the 1995 Disney Classic film Heavyweights. Jarrett Now lives semi quietly in Henderson County North Carolina with his goegeous wife and new baby girl.
"Hol-ey shit! He's hot like Jarrett Kitchen." Or used in fear "It's that Jarrett Kitchen guy!! Lets get the fuck outta here!!!" Or in Compliment such as "Jarrett Kitchen is a Cool motherfucker man."
by TS2mechanic February 22, 2012
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Out Of My Kitchen

an expression used to show complete awesomeness and defensive dominance when one individual blocks another individual's shot in basketball; interchangeable with "get that shit out of here"
Get out of my kitchen!!! You cant make no shots over this!
by B-Rad Hal December 4, 2010
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setting the expectations very high for a meal
I’m gonna be throwing it down in the kitchen, if you wanna come over for some food
by your.local.olive October 22, 2023
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get back to the kitchen

a way of men asserting dominance by telling his wife to get back to her natural habitat to make him a sandwich while he cranks 90s on fortnite wanting to be ninja (because he is a virgin)
by legitbaldmartinonyt September 30, 2019
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kitchen hitler

A person who, with an iron fist, aggression, and a sharp tongue, but without real authority, rules the roost from the kitchen.
A very bossy chef.
Someone bossy operating from a canteen or the alike.
Shit, we got a new chef, a real kitchen hitler.
Malcolm in the canteen is the club's kitchen hitler, trying to run the club.
by shonny March 8, 2007
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kitchen spanish

Extremely vulgar and also essential basic conversational method in the back of house environment. Typically encompassing all Spanish cuss words and phrases in a single sentence.
Como Estas you fucking pendejo? Chinga tu madre!, Donde estas mi pinche juevos? Are examples of Kitchen Spanish.
by Scott Townend October 14, 2007
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Rob an Asian kitchen

(v.) To take a walk (wok).
"Dude, let's enjoy the nice day and go rob an Asian kitchen!"
by RabidUnicorn March 25, 2010
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