Keenan and Kel 

Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.

The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:

Awww...Here-goes!

Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--

Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?

Keenan and Kel by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009

Keener

Keener is a Canadian slang term used to describe someone who is overly eager to learn and prove themselves. Can sometimes be considered to describe a suck up too. Simply words are nerd, geek, smartypants, etc. The only difference is that there is less emphasis on social standing and natural ability. Also, the word puts more emphasis on enthusiasm, willingness, and over all attitude.

A: Cindy is such a keener, she raised her hand for every question in Mr. Willison's class.

B: I know, she gets an A on every single test, and she freaks out when she doesn't.

Keener by faestar June 10, 2010

peachy keen dream 

Having everything work out perfectly and in harmony with your entire existence...then waking up.

Oh, man. Last night I had a real peachy keen dream.

peachy keen dream by Obnubilater March 13, 2008

keemon 

used by sad chavs or charvas. It is just baisicaly another way to say 'come on' but chavs decided to change it.

Keemon i just had a tab.

HAHA a just got served for drink. KEEMON

keemon by krisssssss January 2, 2008

Keano 

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

Keano by Jonathan May 27, 2004

Keenai 

Keenai is a short and smol furry from 'iFunny'. He is currently at 4.2k subscribers. His sona is a husky and he is very loved. He is completely obsessed with Paws and spaghetti. Watch out before he steals your spaghetti and probably virginity. He's bi(?).

I love Keenai!!

Keenai by xSuicideScreams March 17, 2017

keen 

eager or obsessive about someone or something.

that girl is so keen on hooking up with you.

keen by linds January 11, 2005