karam

fuckboy

“dude i got 8 hoes in my phone”
“ugh he’s such a karam”

by whereshldiputmyshoes June 11, 2019

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

Krampe

A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.

I thought that guy had his shit together but I caught him fucking a sheep. What a Krampe!!!

by jkuss80 May 29, 2009

Krampled

sister of junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “brother”) of Old J

by Righteousridicule February 4, 2022

the kramer effect

when you miss the chance to use the bathroom and then become constipated. See Sienfeld, Episode 63, "The Pilot" (part 1).

the kramer effect- "I didn't make it to a private bathroom to poop when I had to go two days ago, and I haven't been able to go since."

genesis:

KRAMER: (acting very bad) I saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts again, but this time, I went in. (pause, stops acting) Oh! Uh, where's the bathroom?

STU: I think if you go down the hall, it's on the right at the very end.

KRAMER: Yeah. Be right back. (Kramer leaves)

(We see Kramer, groaning and holding his stomach, running down the hall, and opening the bathroom's door. Someone in there says: "Sorry buddy, full house." We then see Kramer outside leaving the building and running across the street to a restaurant: "Sorry, customers only" ...running into a movie theater: "Hey you need a ticket!" ...running through the park...)
...

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: Hey. What happened to you yesterday?

KRAMER: I got mugged.

GEORGE: You got mugged?

JERRY: Mugged?

KRAMER: Well, I wouldn't have minded it so much but I was running home to go to the bathroom.

JERRY: Why didn't you use the bathroom in the building?

KRAMER: It was full. I tried a few other places, you know, but that didn't work. I mean it was an emergency Jerrry. I was really percolating... So I decided to run home through the park and then these two guys they stopped me and...

...

by tcekatlady August 26, 2010

karamie

Very unusual name but it usually belongs to a basic white girl. She's very attractive and very nice. But has a bitchy side to her. Can be a huge slut but doesn't let it show. Generally fun person to be around if you are on her good side

What a slut, she must be a Karamie.

Is her name Karamie? Because she's pretty

by Anonymous12746 November 13, 2014

Karamel

Karamel = Kara Scarbrough , is a seventh grader who looks like a 4th grader. She is really Quirky and says "oh my god " when some one scares her. She has a Pug *pootie* and 3 cats * max & Mikey & Jane

Karamel is Kara Scarbrough

by Kscar4970 October 12, 2018