jobsworth

A very minor official, who follows rules and regulation to the letter, however nonsensical this approach may be. Characteristic of the current Labour government in the UK. Also colloquially known as "Dickheads PLC", they follow in the same vein as health and safety nazis.

"A motorist in Waltham Forest, East London, was fined for parking on double yellow lines that were not even there when he parked his car. The lorry painting the lines had drawn around the stationary vehicle." - Jobsworth #1

"A council spent £5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves." - Jobsworth #2

by neverbelieve August 15, 2007

Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

by OLOL January 15, 2007

Joosh

Another spelling of Jewish

Hey, quit being joosh, gimme a dollar!

by Ted Underhill August 31, 2010

joob

a jewish noob
(see noob)

i pwnd j00 joob hahaha

by cs October 20, 2003

Joobies

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

by Anne Copperdink December 15, 2008

Steve Jobs

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday

Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song

by Mike Esco October 11, 2008

joobe

a fake dutch word that supposedly means to fuck someone.

Oh Joobe me Beans! Joobe me!

by Beans September 8, 2004