a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.
boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018
Get the jonathon mug.A man of good taste and even better looks. Usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. As a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. He is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.
A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.
A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.
Who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? Must've been a Jonathan Grover!
-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!
-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!
by SupineLupine November 5, 2009
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a guy whose super sweet and spoils you, usually tall with dark hair and eyes you could see your reflection. If tell him something secretive he'll keel it and never tell a soul unless you wanted it. He goes by your commands and I's your ride or die. Soft hands and amazing multitasker. The true dream is a Jonathan.
Girl #1: Did yall hear about the New Boy Jonathan?
Girl #2: I heard he is so tall and obeying is what i heard
Girl #3: I heard His hands are soft like clouds so they call him the "Dream Boy"
Girl #2: I heard he is so tall and obeying is what i heard
Girl #3: I heard His hands are soft like clouds so they call him the "Dream Boy"
by Dean.Sam.Winchester_Cass June 27, 2018
Get the Jonathan mug.A guy who constantly makes a Donald duck impression in to his microphone while playing gears of war 2.
by J Slayer15 July 23, 2019
Get the Jonathan mug.A boy who loves making people laugh and happy and he is so sensitive and caring he will always love the girl of his dreams no matter what he will always be there for his friends but for all the people he makes happy he can not be happy without the girl of his dreams.
by Zombiebutcher210 May 16, 2015
Get the Jonathan mug.The lead singer of ftsk. Very cool guy. I know him personally. I got a little pissed when I saw some of the negative crap posted on here about him, when those people really have no clue what they're talking about. First off, Jonathan is a GREAT christian and he makes that clear. He doesnt drink or do drugs of any sort either, which is pretty unheard of for a ROCKSTAR. He goes to church consistently and his actions reflect his good character. Second of all, to call him a pedophile is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. I mean, seriously? I bet whoever posted that is a pedophile and is projecting or something. Third of all, he's a really smart guy and a good business man. He has a college degree and everything...he's not some garage band musician who just happened to make it big to avoid a life of being dirt poor. He can make it with or without his music. He is a big sports fan, and likes to hunt, etc. He would make an amazing politician...I dont think I know anyone who is a smoother talker than him. All in all, a great guy who puts out equally great music.
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Hey I ran into Jonathan Cook at church today!
Jonathan Cook is taller than you....
Hey I ran into Jonathan Cook at church today!
Jonathan Cook is taller than you....
by the knowhow November 15, 2010
Get the Jonathan Cook mug.Super fucking amazing boodles right here. Love this man. Woowee! Sweet as h*ck, and I’m not just talking about his cheeks ;) 10/10 recommend getting your own man who is similar to Jonathon Bc mine is 10000/10000 the best of the best and no one can beat that. Would do anything for this bitch. I love this bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving this bitch. Wowza, y’all just gotta deal w being jealous
What a sexy, certified sick cunt
What a sexy, certified sick cunt
by msboodles19 April 4, 2019
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