joint

1. A marijuana cigarette
2. any place or thing
3. Prison

1. We rolled that dub in a joint.

2. a) You wanna hit up that fried chicken joint?

b) "This film is A Spike Lee joint." - credits of Spike Lee films

3. My dude got 8 years in the joint for assault.

by contagion; April 5, 2009

Zombie Joint

A Joint of Marijuana that consists entirely of weed that has been previously vaporized. It is as though the weed has been brought back from the dead in order to fuck your shit up.

Mick: I just vaped like an Oz...
Sam: Yo, lets roll that shit up in a Zombie Joint.

by SerialCereal May 18, 2011

joints

the plural of joint

i have two joints to smoke today

by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

beer joint

Any establishment selling mass amounts of beer. Attracting drunks and stray animals.

My friend Josh manages a shitty beer joint.

by vladamir November 6, 2013

Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.

American: Canada has special forces!?!?!

Canadian: Yep, Joint Task Force 2, it's just not as publicized.

American: God damn, what next!? Canada having a Wal-mart! HA!

by KEEXNAN January 21, 2008

Da Joints

another form of the phrase: whats up, fuck yea, or thats whassup.

Charlie: Hey Nathan, have you heard?

Nathan: Heard what?

Charlie: That the Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the word...

Nathan: God Damnit, Thats not Da Joints

by 1203C MoFo November 12, 2010