A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
by kidlou January 2, 2011
Get the the jersey shore mug.When you live in Jersey then you say it's a Jersey thing. Also shows in South Park.
Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
by Mondongo August 6, 2011
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When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.
by dcw001 September 9, 2010
Get the Jersey Clam Bake mug.A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 18, 2010
Get the Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ) mug.Jimmy did the Jersey crawl around the corner and the cops gave him a ticket for running a stop sign.
by JerseyKate March 29, 2005
Get the jersey crawl mug.Camden (a.k.a, the most violent city in America) is a city in Camden County, New Jersey. It is located across the Delaware River from Philadelphia.
Although once a thriving center for manufacturing and industry, Camden is perhaps best known for its struggles with urban decay and political corruption. Camden had the highest crime rate in the United States in 2012, with 2,566 violent crimes for every 100,000 people, which is 560% higher than the national average of 387 violent crimes per 100K citizens.
Morgan Quitno has ranked Camden in the top ten most dangerous cities in the U.S. since 1998, when they first included cities with populations below 100,000. Camden was ranked the third-most dangerous U.S. city in 2002. Camden was ranked the most dangerous overall in 2004 and 2005. It dropped down to the fifth spot for the 2006 and 2007 rankings but rose to number two in 2008 and to the top spot in 2009. The most common crimes in Camden are: murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, and auto theft.
The city is afflicted by homelessness, drug trafficking, prostitution, robbery, looting, constant violence, and an overwhelmed police force (which lost half its officers to budget-cuts). In, 2012, the FBI announced Camden was ranked first in violent crime per capita of cities with over 50,000 residents, surpassing Flint, Michigan.
Camden is also home to Campbell's Soup Company and the Battleship New Jersey. The Camden campus of Rutgers college is located in the city.
Although once a thriving center for manufacturing and industry, Camden is perhaps best known for its struggles with urban decay and political corruption. Camden had the highest crime rate in the United States in 2012, with 2,566 violent crimes for every 100,000 people, which is 560% higher than the national average of 387 violent crimes per 100K citizens.
Morgan Quitno has ranked Camden in the top ten most dangerous cities in the U.S. since 1998, when they first included cities with populations below 100,000. Camden was ranked the third-most dangerous U.S. city in 2002. Camden was ranked the most dangerous overall in 2004 and 2005. It dropped down to the fifth spot for the 2006 and 2007 rankings but rose to number two in 2008 and to the top spot in 2009. The most common crimes in Camden are: murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, and auto theft.
The city is afflicted by homelessness, drug trafficking, prostitution, robbery, looting, constant violence, and an overwhelmed police force (which lost half its officers to budget-cuts). In, 2012, the FBI announced Camden was ranked first in violent crime per capita of cities with over 50,000 residents, surpassing Flint, Michigan.
Camden is also home to Campbell's Soup Company and the Battleship New Jersey. The Camden campus of Rutgers college is located in the city.
Yo, so I grabbed my gat and hit up Camden, New Jersey to score some angle dust, but my car stolen! I had to take the bus home. Man, I'm just thankful that I didn't shot or stabbed!
by Angry German October 9, 2014
Get the Camden, New Jersey mug.The technique used when some asshole is tailgating you. Use these simple steps.
1. Position yourself so that they can't pass you right away (like between a car or truck)
2. Slow down to a speed you deem "ridiculous"
3. Speed away quickly
4. Watch them pass you and give you a nasty look.
5. Flip them off and laugh
Made famous by New Jersians, but can be used by anybody.
1. Position yourself so that they can't pass you right away (like between a car or truck)
2. Slow down to a speed you deem "ridiculous"
3. Speed away quickly
4. Watch them pass you and give you a nasty look.
5. Flip them off and laugh
Made famous by New Jersians, but can be used by anybody.
by blackbeltdude98 October 22, 2007
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