jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

Jerkis

1. The replacement for jerk or jerk face

2. Variations include jerkis bo bercuis, jerkis maximus, ect..

"That Gene is really a jerkis."

"Hey you double parked over there you jerkis!"

"I sure hope a jerkis maximus like George Bush doesn't get re-elected."

by Dragonsbane2004 October 26, 2004

Jeric

Jeric is the craziest and scariest friend you will ever have, but don't worry about that. He is extremely interesting and sensible to talk to, but sometimes he can be really nosy and curious that you'll start to lose your mind. But still, keep Jeric in your life because he is a keeper.

"Wow, Jeric is so crazy! I can't even!"

"Beware of Jeric because he knows all of your secrets"

"Jeric is so malandi"

"Jeric doesn't want me to flirt with Matthew because he said I'm malandi, but he's malandi-er"

by Matthew&Jeremy March 9, 2019

Jerica

a unique name to call a very hot girl with amazing blue eyes. she has a fantastic sense of style and humor. once youre with her you just want to hold her close and be with her all the time.

p.s. if youre reading this jerica, come back to ohio. we all miss you.

guy: youll never believe this, but last night.. i met a total jerica
guys friend: woah.

by luckys17 December 3, 2009

Chris Jericho

1)The savior of us all. He has come to save us from the villianous Randy Orton and bring peace to the noble land of WWE. Aimed with awesome clothes, a coolhaircut, and some sweet new moves, his awesome mikework and quick wits will help him regain the title, thus becomming the Prince of WWE once again.
2)One who runs up to someone, jumps grabs the other person's head, bring that guys head to their own knees and fall to the ground.

1)I hope Chris Jericho comes and talks to us, then totally kicks some dude's ass.
2) Billy: Did you just use the code breaker on me?
Steve: Yea, I just Chris Jericho'd your ass.

by Zaq C January 1, 2008

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003