A baseball player who plays for the New York Yankees. Many people believe he is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports
Many people believe Derek Jeter is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports.
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Talented shortstop of the New York Yankees, 3rd Best in the American League behind Nomar Garciaparra and Alex Rodriguez
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A scruffy looking animal that survives from sexing and then eating road kill. Although a Jedders will venture towards small defenceless live animals it is actually the stench of the rotten corpse that arouses Jedders and makes him able to penetrate such wafes and strays Jedders is a demented weirdo.
Jedders found a freshly squashed possum on the side of the road so climbed aboard and humped the little blighters brains out.
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