Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin

He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding

by ArttRarr October 16, 2008

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted

" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."

by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017

Jared

Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off

Jared

like kids

by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022