Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin

He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding

by ArttRarr October 16, 2008

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

To be a dope.

Don't be a Jared!

by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017

Jared

Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.

“OH THATS A JARED be careful”

by From the best December 27, 2018

Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.

God let me fuck Jared

by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023

jared

A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read

what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018