Jamal Joke

Jamal Joke:

-A Joke That No one Laughs At
-a Disgusting or Just a Stupid joke
-When Someone Repeats What Everyone Heard Two Seconds Ago
-When Someone Laughs As They Are Telling A Joke
-A Joke That Starts With..."Whats The Difference Between" or "What do.........and.........have in common.

So Basically just a crap joke

Joke Teller:
Whats The Difference between Your Mum And A lump of fat? Nothing.

Response:
Jamal Joke..................

Joke Teller:

What That Was Funny!!!!!

(remember for it to be a jamal joke the joke teller must think that the joke they are telling is funny, when everyone else thinks its crap)

by Loveittt January 14, 2010

Jamal

Jamal a very sexy person, who is widely known and liked. He gets all the girls (and the boys). his charm is simply irresistible. He is often a handsome dark man who has a very large cock.

He has a winning personality and skilled in everything.

Girl: omg, have u seen that Jamal he's so handsome and good at everything

Boy: I wish I was friends with him

by Lincondinglefingerpie January 8, 2018

Jamali

ja-ma-li ( juh-mah-lee, jah-mah-lee )

-noun, verb

An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.

Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.

Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."

Are you going to drink that Jamali?

How many times have you Jamalied?

by Ty Curtin November 10, 2008

South Side Jamaca queens

South Jamaica, known colloquially as Southside, is a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Queens, located south of downtown Jamaica, the Long Island Rail Road tracks Jamaica Avenue and Liberty Avenue. The western border is the Van Wyck Expressway, and it continues in the east towards the neighboring community of St. Albans and to Merrick Boulevard.

Notable residents

* Pharoahe Monch, Rapper.

* Bob Beamon, Olympic Athlete and world record holder in the long jump for 23 years.1

* Rafer Alston, NBA Basketball Player.2

* 50 Cent, Rapper *the best rapper ever*

* Lloyd Banks, Rapper

* Nicki Minaj, Rapper, Singer.

* Lamar Odom, Los Angeles Lakers Small Forward, 2x NBA Champion

* Tony Yayo, Rapper

* Lost Boyz, Rap Group

* Onyx, Rap Group

* L'vel Maraj (Jalen Burnette),Singer, Rapper

* Waka Flocka Flame, Rapper

Where was 50 cent born ?
you dont know ?! South Side Jamaca queens

by Thisis50cent March 20, 2011

jayalan

Jayalan is the coolest,handsomeness person in the whole world.Jayalan is the best person in the whole world.

I love Jayalan I want to see him.

by Jayalan July 13, 2017

jamajae

A smart, loving, funny person who is easy to fall for. Once you have Jamajae never let her go because its hard to grasp her the first time. Never mistreat Jamajae, she will do anything for you, so do the same. Be patient and give her all the time you have. Once you're in love with her, there's no falling out of love.

Jamajae: do u want this?
Friend: yeah, but its $50
Jamajae: so, get it, I got u

by leon2009 July 13, 2017

Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021