Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010

Dating Myself

To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.

"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."

-Quagmire

by Chosen Sloth October 12, 2009

Reverse Date

Sex with your partner before dinner and a movie.

We had a reverse date because I knew I would piss my partner off during dinner.

by nmarkus13 July 11, 2014

lowcost date

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl, lowcost dating, low cost date.

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think next time I'll go for a lowcost date.

lowcost date is when at the end of date you spent money only for gas and taxes but the entire ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

by mave73 May 20, 2008

Double Dating

When 2 cars driving side-by-side preventing other vehicle passing.

Man, I was 15 minutes late this morning because I was stuck behind a pair of double daters.

Whats going with the traffic? I bet you someone is double dating.

by Pluckyj March 5, 2009

porno date

A date you go on for the sole purpose of what you know is going to happen at the end of it.

The guy wasn't really her type, but considering his looks and how long it had been since she'd been with a guy, she agreed to a porno date.

by Shannon L.W. September 1, 2005

later dates

A later date and time.
Mainly used as context in a sentence when leaving a conversation, or get together such as a goodbye.

Marco: I’ll catch you later man! Jesse: Later Dates bro!

by RixTime May 2, 2018