mommy issues

When someone can't figure out why they need approval from a strong woman. They a slut for Mommy.

Mommy issues = Please Mommy, please

by HeteroBoySlut June 19, 2019

More issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

daddy issues

What an innocent girl has to deal with when she was molested by her father as a young child and sexually developed before her time and then misunderstood the rest of her life

i can never escape my daddy issues

by realproblems May 19, 2015

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

daddy issues

todoroki

yo todoroki you got daddy issues

by InfinityCor3 September 10, 2020

Benihana issues

Severe stomach issues, i.e. Explosive diarrhea, typically resulting from eating out at a crappy chain food restaurant like benihana

Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, I'm having some terrible benihana issues right now!

Boy! Sandy must of drank a lot last night! All day to day, she has had some terrible benihana issues.

Let me turn it down, my baby mama listening, Extra garlic butter, I got benihana issues!

by 2 Chainsx October 9, 2014

daddy issues

The most common scapegoat for why women date bad men

Woman #1: ugh... my ex is so like my dad a narcissistic workaholic
Woman #2: Stop blaming your daddy issues for why you date bad men. Want to find the perfect mate, stay away from like your dad...eesh.
Woman #1: (crickets)

by aminatariq May 10, 2018