Instacunt

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020

Insta Buster

The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet

Samuel Bestwick is an insta Buster
Wow he must be gay or something

by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021

cup of insta duce

A cup of coffee; making you instantly run to drop a duce once consumed

Steve; how is your cup of insta duce? You will be spackling in T-minus 10 minutes.

by neal & bob March 29, 2011

insta

1. Slang term for the word instant; to be combined with a noun, verb,adjective.
2. To occur at the moment or instantaneously.

1. Why are you instalaggin it to do homework.
2. He did his homework instafast.

by DAWOODA99 October 25, 2010

Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

by Cheris May 3, 2006

Instafriends

1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.

Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.

BAM Instafriends for life!!!!

by !3blackcats December 21, 2008

instadeath

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

by GGK78 May 16, 2013