Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011

Insta-stink

When one's fart is so volatile that the instant it is released it stinks up the room. Also known as "immediate stink".

Alex: I just farted, and I would re-locate NOW because it just may be an insta-stink!

Sarah: ::is already running away::

by Sarah3107 October 15, 2010

insta titties

Really big boobs on instagram; fake or real will do.

man i just saw some nice ass insta titties

by thetokinhobbit0420 July 24, 2015

insta-panty ripper

When something oofts so hard, it rips a girl's panties.

Charlie: Yo dude your set last night was amazing!
Sant: Yeah, I know. It was an insta-panty ripper.

by TheGodPosser September 24, 2012

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

by Shep July 20, 2003

cup of insta duce

A cup of coffee; making you instantly run to drop a duce once consumed

Steve; how is your cup of insta duce? You will be spackling in T-minus 10 minutes.

by neal & bob March 29, 2011

Insta-dick Move

The act of following someone, and to unfollow them as soon as they follow you back. Combination of the words Instagram and Dick Move.

Joe: Yo, how you got so much followers compared to the amount of people you following?! You not even a celebrity!
Bob: Oh, I just pull the Insta-dick Move on a whole bunch of random people.

by Enderforce March 11, 2018