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Infectionate

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.
*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!
by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011
mugGet the Infectionatemug.

infectionism

A 21st century art movement characterized by the high need of illustrating the coronavirus in articles of various news portals.
This picture about coronavirus is a great example of infectionism, relatively colorful, open composition, emphasis on the danger of that tiny little infectious agent.
by Béé March 23, 2020
mugGet the infectionismmug.

infectionate

Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.
Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
mugGet the infectionatemug.
a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again
by X June 13, 2003
mugGet the suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's assmug.

Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus
Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).
by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019
mugGet the Infectedmug.

The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"
by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023
mugGet the The chan infectionmug.

Yeast Infection

Wipe front to back or else you get the yeast infection and no one wants that
Do it the right way or else you get a yeast infection
by Emojiguy May 28, 2019
mugGet the Yeast Infectionmug.

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