Nudes

The defenition is NAOMI BITCH!!!

I sat on a cucumber and sent nudes to my dog

by Daddy rick July 25, 2018

his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

no nudes november

a play on the no shave november thing. but it’s the act of not sending nudes for the whole duration of november. kind of like the girls alternative of No fap November.

Guy: Send nudes

Girl: Not until December 1st
Guy: Wtf why
Girl: No nudes November

by fionathepatsfan November 4, 2017

nude sender

Somebody who sends nudes with the intention of other people jacking off to them.

Reagan is a nude sender.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Garden of nudes

A luxurious garden that is highly landscaped, lush and contains plants from all over the world and has many exotic animals and birds etc. and in addition there are many beautiful nude women who stroll through it ect.
Very wealthy people sometimes have them and there are some open to the public often for an admission price.

Have you been to the garden of nudes?

by Judge dredd7 May 6, 2012

Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

by bewbzallis March 18, 2011

nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction

I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2016