shit can

A sudden termination of employment

My brother was shit canned last week.

by Pavarti May 4, 2005

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Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

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quarter canned

When a friend bums a chew of tobacco from you and takes a quarter of the can.

Densmore bummed a chew off of me and quarter canned me. Now I have to go to the store for some more chew.

Don't quarter can me man, I don't have time to go to the store.

by B1gShr00m July 20, 2009

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Sprite can

a very big penis

In Lil Kim's song, The Jump Off, she says:

"I can make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth."

by terradusa4219 May 17, 2009

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This term denotes a person who was not originally born in Scandanavia, but is of Scandanavian descent and refers to countries like Norway, as their home. These people are characterized by many attributes such as:
- Blonde hair
- Troll-phobia (which accounts for their fear of bridges as well)
- Desire to collect troll memorabilia
- Literacy rate of 100%
- Desire to utter UFF DA whenever feeling slightly dissapointed or upset.
- Scandalous nature
- Insatiable love for the Vikings of Norway such as Eric the Red
- And among many others, the ability to eat Lutefisk, a native codfish soaked in lye, and actually enjoy it.

Oh that canned lutefisk is such as sketchy kid, I mean just look at him.

by Brain February 3, 2005

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