impatientness

to not want to wait for something,
to not want to be patient

hugh had the sexiest skinny jeans.
my impatientness to see them was rediculous

by amandapandaexoh December 16, 2008

impudent torrent

When a torrent's comments box is full of smart ass remarks and even some times the comments not of the movie review it self.

Retard A : Retard B's mom is gay

Retard B : Oh yea well i gooch smacked your sister

(of course this goes on and on )

Retard A : well this is an impudent torrent and I'm leaving no more comments !

by Goochtorrent August 4, 2010

impeteoustly

with undeniable hyperosity

We must be descretely perverted, so as to make them wonder why we giggle so impeteoustly.

by Pervy Girl May 24, 2004

impotence struggler

An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.

Once super lover has turned into an impotence struggler.

by censor1 October 16, 2010

Impty Stimp

Comes from old raunchy black folk tales during the 1920s and later. Later used by Rudy Ray Moore. To refer to yourself as "Impty Stimp" is always followed with "the women's pimp", and means you are the cream of the crop among players and womanizers.

"I'm Impty Stimp, the women's pimp! Hula Dula, the ho house rulah!!"

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

impotent rage

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.

I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!

by Time2suffa October 28, 2013