horn dog

1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.

2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.

3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'
1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.

2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?

3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.
by Mickey Nation December 22, 2006
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porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star
In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.
by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010
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shit horn

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.
Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn
by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 15, 2006
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French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.
Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome
by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011
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Green horn

A person who is new at something./Amateur
by Maximus P. February 01, 2010
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general horn

Contrary to popular belief, having the 'general horn'does not nessecarily mean you're horny. (It could). It means you're a playa and are attracted to several people.
"She likes Tommy, Tony and Josh! She totally has the general horn."
by Mae Stripeland May 06, 2004
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Hangover Horn

When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.
Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.
by BrianTrousers March 21, 2009
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