Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates

Jesus just made a Holy Nut

by bigboisautism December 26, 2018

Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy shit balls

When shit is real so you gotta think something up to say quick.

"Holy shit balls, the fucking economy is collapsing

by ISISN'T January 22, 2020

HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

Me: Holy shit im bored
Friend: SAME

by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020

Holy Shoot

You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.

Good Christian Minecrafter: Holy Shoot I just found some diamonds.

by Taybrook May 3, 2020

Holy Spit

Holy Spit are lyrics in Hip Hop that were written to address religious, or spiritual matters.

Example verse: Man, I like rappers who drop Holy Spit; they're not afraid to speak on religious or spiritual matters.

by Trak Diamond January 3, 2021

Holy Worker

A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous.Holy worker comes from the Greek word "ιερόδουλη" .

Look at this holy worker Maria, That's her 3rd boyfriend this month.

by Dulger March 26, 2021