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slightly retarded hooligan

This is a more sophisticated, less offensive euphemism for those teenagers who can often be seen walking down the street of either some rich European neighborhood mostly consisting of most famous, prestigious people on earth , or some dark ghetto with multiple stripper clubs and prostitutes that make up the ground, who make everyone else on and near every street they walk across look like sh*t by sheer hypocrisy. In other words, to these kids, everybody else is an uneducated, boring redneck-flunky except for themselves, who are somehow f*cking prodigies who can get away with whatever they want no matter what because their "sacred, (so-called) innocent divinity mustn't be squandered by any earthly things," not even their legal guardians!

A slightly retarded hooligan vandalizes public property, does under-age drinking and repeatedly f*cks around six to eight people at once before screwing every one of them over, never giving a flying f*ck the whole time! They are the epitome of all spoiled human c*nts and d*cks that are f*cking alive right now. They get roughly 25 or more presents every birthday of their life, and people suppose they can't help that, as doing so is the decision of their spoilers. But they could, however, not throw all these thoughtful gifts down the drain every motherf*cking time before claiming that nobody cares about them when they a total whore or manwhore, and twenty some people, gay and straight, plan to propose to them.
Delinquent II: "Did you see that little girl in a dark alley in a bikini screeching infernal language at innocent male driversby?"
Delinquent I: "Yes, but I just can't find the words to describe someone so financially gifted who would completely sell their soul like that. Wouldn't calling them a slut be misogynistic?"
Delinquent II:"Yeah, I wouldn't call them a slut. A vixen? No. A hoe? No. A bitch? No. A whore? No. A f*ckgirl? No. A c*nt? No. Wow, I really expected that it would be easier to identify a petty, naughty child like that..."
Delinquent I: "How about a slightly retarded hooligan?"
Delinquent II: "Yep, that solves everything. Thanks."
by E idiots dei February 21, 2020
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hoolie

a rowdy person typically from Irish (or Gaelic) descent; short for Hooligan.
Being the hoolie that he is, that McQuinn got kicked out of the bar and later ended up in jail.
by "Hoolie" McQuinn January 6, 2009
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Hart Street Hooligan

A Group of Bad ass FIFA junkies who decided to take over the world after watching Green Street Hooligans. Currently located in Nashville Tennessee, they live it up playing soccer on Hart Street
I just Got the shnizzle kicked out of my by one of Those Hart Street Hooligan Boyz!
by El Rinno March 19, 2009
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Hooley

An argument, a brawl, a donnybrook, a brouhaha. A wild disagreement, possibly turning physical.
"When he was but a baby brigand in the employ of the University of Pittsburgh, Calipari's recruiting tactics very nearly incited a general hooley at the Big East's annual meeting.." - Charles P. Pierce, Slate Magazine
by Geno Marino May 4, 2013
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hoolie pop

Another name for a joint/cigarette with seeds in it.
When you are smoking a joint and the seed pops the end of your cherry off...( thats a hoolie pop )
An uncleaned joint/cigarette
by Mike Roberson July 7, 2008
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Hoolianna

A dirty, overweight girl who likes to party a lot.
Ugh, look at that girl dancing all over that guy. She is such a hoolianna.
by Katalina Nost April 20, 2010
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hooligan

'Hooligan' is the name for a huge fan of talented singer, Bruno Mars.
The name comes from Bruno's debut album, 'Doo-wops & Hooligans', and ironically, his band are also called The Hooligans.
"Hey, are you a Bruno Mars fan?"
"Yeah! I'm a hooligan!"
"Me too!"
by reggaemars November 11, 2013
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