ball help

what to say when your ball rolls away while playing a sport and you ask someone for “ball help” to pass it back.

paul: yo chris ball help
chris: yah bro i got you

by mannyb_b June 7, 2020

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Get the ball helpmug.

Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.

FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}

by LordAflak September 9, 2010

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Get the Useless Helpmug.

this is a cry for help

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.

This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help

by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023

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Get the this is a cry for helpmug.

Hope this helps

What someone says in return when you ask them a seemingly innocent favor.

Me: Hey Jen, do you mind if you can send me a picture of your naked body? I am currently studying the anatomy of the female body in my physiology class and need a good body to study on.

Jen: Yeah sure!!!

*sends picture of her naked body*

Jen: Hope this helps!

Me: Oh it helped alright...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

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