hot lips healy

Hot Lips Healy was an old university nickname of Kate McCann, the mother of 2007's biggest news story, Madeline McCann. Fun fact, Madeline was never called Maddie until she dissapeared. Either they changed the name to make it short and snappy, or they realised that M A D D I E is an anagram for I M D E A D

"Hot Lips Healy has a nice tan, she's been lying in The Sun all week

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

Deepthroat headlock

When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.

Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.

Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.

by ABBGERJW September 15, 2016

headless goat

(n.) When one pulls the pants of a male down and smacks him on the head of the penis with a foot, hand, ball, bat, nail gun, frying pan, etc.

Guy: Hey, why's Doug limping like that?
Sven: Oh, I just pulled a headless goat on him.

by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010

headless horseman

An uncircumcised penis.

I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.

by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007

Bob Marley in a headlock

A woman with very hairy armpits, therefore looking like she has bob marley in a headlock

"Wow dude, look at the birds hairy armpits"

"HAHA, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock"

by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 10, 2009

buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King

I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock

by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009