Handblock

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.

*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

handbanger

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.

"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."

by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

Halfbalf

An undetermined unit of time between 1 and 60 minutes.

Can i call?

Maybe in a halfbalf?

by bwwwwwwwww February 5, 2019

hanbin

the cause of your therapy and the therapy itself

hanbin, what about my mental health?

by cosmosionary November 11, 2021

handbadges

A Facebook user who is new to the group. These users are known by the hand-waving icon next to their name on their comments.

Wow the handbadges are really out in force today.

by Alanbly December 9, 2021

Hanfrey

Someone with the surname Hanfrey is the coolest and most sexiest person ever. They can make anyone laugh with their great wit, and they could win a fight against the rock. If you have the surname Hanfrey, you are extremely lucky, as only true Gigachads are gifted with this name.

Why isn’t your surname Hanfrey?

by Obama balls October 16, 2022

Hanbridge Syndrome

A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more

Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome

by Lord_Alex12 February 18, 2023