gorfer

Someone who farts in a bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles

Tommy had a shot with that sorority girl but he is such a Gorfer

by chris_ezequel December 13, 2006

groffsauce

SHIP NAME FOR LIN AND GROFF. BEST. THING. EVER.

idk how to use groffsauce in a sentence lmao

by its litty titty October 3, 2017

Goff

A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.

"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"

"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"

by evilbint April 12, 2005

groff

Someone who cannot spell correctly or say the word "peculiar". May be, perhaps, legally retarded and drives around in and Oldsmobile.

Man, Chris is such a freakin' groff

by i'llnevertell August 21, 2004

Goffboy

Comic character portraying satire of today's youth culture, stereotypes and weaknesses in society.

Originated from a joke held by the creator and fellow school friends to get across the stupidity of bully of the 'goffs' by the chavs.

See creator's work at crystar.deviantart.com

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 10, 2005

gorfsniggle

very very annoying

"dude,that bitch is so gorfsniggle"

by keekee1 February 6, 2009

Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.

Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."

by Dudeical March 20, 2016