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Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".
The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.
by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022
mugGet the Goonermug.

gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
mugGet the gooners advocatemug.

Gooner

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner
by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
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Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner
by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025
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Autism Gooner Gang

A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.

Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG
Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"
by BadMage May 8, 2024
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