Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010

Gomer

Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."

That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.

by Rockeye May 1, 2006

US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP

Brainchild of the legendary arms inventor John Moses Browning, it is a single action, short recoil operated, magazine fed auto loader. This venerable pistol had seen service in the US armed forces for 85 years since its official adoption in 1911. Originally chambered in the new (at the time) .45 ACP (automatic Colt pistol) The .45 "Auto" cartridge is a direct descendant of the much older .45 COLT revolver cartridge. The pistol was beginning to be replaced in the late 1980's by the Beretta 92f (M9 military designation) chambered in NATO standard 9x19mm. The 1911 pistol still remains popular in military service in special forces detachments such as Army Rangers, Delta and certain US Marine units. This pistol/cartridge combination has been battle proven as a very tough and reliable military sidearm. The Vietnam war wound studies of US military trauma surgeon Dr. Martin Fackler have revealed that the .45 has excellent terminal ballistics even in a military 230 gr. hardball round. In the civil market this firearm and newer various clones remain one of the most popular pistol types particularly for concealed carry and defense.

I choose .45", "because needing to shoot twice is just silly. " "US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP is the only pistol I will ever need!"

by thebluelightning June 29, 2010

Goner

A video-game boner.

www. youtube. com/watch?v=YNajEdo_cBw&feature=context&context=G2699bb4FUAAAAAAAAAA

"Yeah what gives you a Goner? That's a video game boner. Just made it up, its a thing now." Joe Bereta

by Joe Bereta April 5, 2012

government

Designed by realy smart people, im talking REALY smart people... But the bad thing is that its run by idiots.

government

by jackypants12...MC January 15, 2014

goler

A family that lives on mountains and has alot of incest sex. Also the youngest one lets call 'justin' has sex with a dog named 'Sheba' who has luckly been fix... no ugly babies!

Jusin... get off Sheba u sick fuck!

by bob November 25, 2003

Gooer

Something that can be gooed. Usually cute, soft, squishy, chewable, and satisfying. If your in a bad mood, goo something gooey. Like rubber dinosaurs.

Kate: Hey look at that baby kitten!
Sophia: It's extra gooey.
Kate: Because it's a Gooer.

by Gooerbeeps111 October 26, 2010