gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.

A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.

by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016

gargle of whores

A grouping of four or more whores.

That's the nastiest gargle of whores I've eve scene.

by Kblunt June 28, 2016

gargle tapioca

A derogatory term for someone who holds male ejaculate in their mouth and plays around with it.
There is no good reason to do this.

That guy's an idiot,he'd gargle tapioca.

by Skenescape August 25, 2017

Gargoyle Syndrome

That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.

“I had total Gargoyle Syndrome today at work, I kept nodding off”

by Tscharett January 14, 2018

Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

gargylon effect

The gargylon effect describes the ability to fight against your gag reflexes when swallowing something usually salty or nutty in flavor.

Hey, did you hear about the gargylon effect?

by I AM SOFA KING WE TOD IT June 5, 2020

Garyleelittlebrotherkyle

The username of a very epic and cool person

This is garyleelittlebrotherkyle

by Junko Enoshima is the best October 5, 2021