gaper

a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.

Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)

gaper by Seatthell January 31, 2007

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Gapes

Grapes without an r.

Anyone else want some gapes?

Gapes by ILikePotatoes May 24, 2009

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gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.

I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.

gapers by smartypants October 7, 2004

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Gapevine

Refers to the circulation of a rumor regarding the size of a dude's dick.

The gapevine would be a series of people who have slept with a guy and subsequently talked about the size of his weiner to all their friends, who would then also attempt to or succeed in sleeping with that dude, primarily so they can confirm said rumors regarding weiner size.

See gaping for more info.

"Chad is ugly, and an asshole. How does he get laid so much?"
"He has a big dick."
"How would you know?"
"I heard it through the gapevine."

Gapevine by sue de nimh June 16, 2016