Gapes

Grapes without an r.

Anyone else want some gapes?

by ILikePotatoes May 24, 2009

gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.

I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

Gapevine

Refers to the circulation of a rumor regarding the size of a dude's dick.

The gapevine would be a series of people who have slept with a guy and subsequently talked about the size of his weiner to all their friends, who would then also attempt to or succeed in sleeping with that dude, primarily so they can confirm said rumors regarding weiner size.

See gaping for more info.

"Chad is ugly, and an asshole. How does he get laid so much?"
"He has a big dick."
"How would you know?"
"I heard it through the gapevine."

by sue de nimh June 16, 2016

gapetus assholeum

Gaping asshole. Lol

Once we finally captured B on Shipment, I realized I had a gapetus assholeum.

by Mitchell Wright January 20, 2020

Gapenomics

The study and practice of gapping another vehicle in a race.

Damn son, I just gave that shitbox honda a lesson in gapenomics.

by DJ-MC July 24, 2021

Gapefruit

the asshole

“Last night we 69’d and I stuck my tongue in her gapefruit

by Gapefruitguy April 12, 2022

Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 22, 2021