ganter

An ostrich wearing fishnet stockings.

Oh, how I dream of being a ganter and running free on the savanna.

by Nadnerb November 10, 2005

Gayzerbeam

Gay-zer-beam, (v)-to be destroyed by a gay joke insofar that it you are now undoubtably homosexual.

Example:
Dude 1: "Dude, you just got gayzerbeamed!"
Dude 2: Oh, SNAP!.....lmao.
Dude 3: Oh man. :(

by Mr. Awesome1991 May 11, 2011

goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

doppler ganger

to recieve oral sex while taking a dump, while also smoking a cig. and drinking a beer

i came home from work, lit a cig, got a cold beer, then went into the bathroom to take a dump...while taking a dump my girl friend gave me a blow job. i recieved a doppler ganger and loved every minute of it!

by boc January 19, 2007

Gandermeat

Something on the female body that is "Good to look at" Normally used by perverted teenage boys when they are bored in science class.

"Phwoar!! Look at that gandermeat Jackson!"

"You're right Luke, that's a nice piece of meat!"

by The Masked Granda June 11, 2009

Mirror Gazer

A person that only goes into the gym in order to have a social excuse to look at them selves in the mirror.

Typical behavior is a man doing curls while being 6 and 3/4 inches from the mirror staring at his self.

Also will lift up his shirt to see his "abs" or wink at himself

Potential douche bag lifting 6 and 3/4 inches from mirror

guy 1 " he is such a mirror gazer"

guy 2 "what do u mean?"

Newly realized douche bag lifts up his shirt and winks at himself

guy 2 "what a douche"

by Chakka13 August 11, 2010

Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.

Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women

by Pete October 12, 2003