Futonari

A girl (usually in anime) that has a penis.

When an anime girl has a dick, she is considered a "Futonari"

by alwaysafan August 27, 2012

futonomous

used as an adjective in any situation
(the point is to not have anyone know what it means)

Your crotch rocket is futonomous.
That dinner was futonomous, Mom!

by leanlikeachola April 5, 2008

futensil

a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.

dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.

by germinator7 April 18, 2007

flako fumón

When a person is skinny and smokes lot of cigarrets

Damn man! You are a flako fumón.

by Chopato November 24, 2021

Fuione

Looks.really.good

Girl.that.brother.over.there.is.fuione

by Nikki June 11, 2003

futo

Futo is a stank ass butt period!! PERIODTT

"Hey you smell that?"
"Yeah i do i think it's Abdi's futo..."
"Yeah it smell so bad... smelling like goat and fish!!"

by Futogalll April 3, 2019

fulton

Is the act of taking a dump. Derived from the name Robert Fulton who made the first steam boat. Fulton was a logical choice to describe something else that steams.

I gotta take a mad fulton!
Get the toilet paper because I just fultoned in my pants.

by JSpyder March 6, 2007