1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.
Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."
Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."
Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."
by samsayton April 10, 2011
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The ultimate aim was to trade up to a house. When Kyle traded from "one afternoon with Alice Cooper", (which was already a step down from "one year in Phoenix") to a stupid ass snowglobe, evidently, his fans were outraged. If they knew about his secret deal with Corbin Bernsen though, they wouldn't be so outraged at all.
Kyle observed a mixed range of emotions. The two key emotions that he observed were anger and curiousity.
Furiousity was born.
The ultimate aim was to trade up to a house. When Kyle traded from "one afternoon with Alice Cooper", (which was already a step down from "one year in Phoenix") to a stupid ass snowglobe, evidently, his fans were outraged. If they knew about his secret deal with Corbin Bernsen though, they wouldn't be so outraged at all.
Kyle observed a mixed range of emotions. The two key emotions that he observed were anger and curiousity.
Furiousity was born.
Holy shit dude! Did you hear? That stupid motherfucker Kyle Macdonald traded an afternoon with Alice Cooper to a fucking snowglobe! A SNOWGLOBE! What was he thinking? There is sure gonna be lot of furiousity!
by Mr. Noital March 23, 2009
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FuriousMan is an Urban Dictionary writer who criticizes people whom he disagrees with. Instead of maturely investigating points made by others, he refuses to acknowledge any opinions, but his own. FuriousMan has the brainpower of a 2 year old and appreciates going to a school with no teachers, no sports, no arts, and reputably horrible academic courses. He aspires to grow up to work at MacDonalds. He may sound like the average American, but no, he is even stupider. Maybe from now on he will keep his mouth shut about things he knows nothing about...Or maybe he will take notice to the failures of his joke of a school.
Did you see that Urban Dictionary written by FuriousMan? - Yeah it was the most retarded thing ever because he actually likes ASD! - I know! What a retard.
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Get the Furiosity mug.One who posseses a large quantity of anger and enragement. Easily angered and not to be messed with. This creature tends to like feeding from resources such as noodles and cheese and chive dips. Used to have a vague interest in the online roleplaying game known as 'Runescape' until she got bored and went out into the 'real' world. Currently stuck in a nursery with a sore toe.
Guy: Hi
Furios Jade: ROAR, don't fuck with me n00b
Guy: Uhh ok.. DOn't hurt me!
Furios Jade: It's too late for that.. You stole my pot noodle.
*pulls out magic short bow and specs guy with rune arrows*
Furios Jade: ROAR, don't fuck with me n00b
Guy: Uhh ok.. DOn't hurt me!
Furios Jade: It's too late for that.. You stole my pot noodle.
*pulls out magic short bow and specs guy with rune arrows*
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