funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN

n.

Internet lingo for an inbred internet user, usually some redneck from Kentucky or similar.

<FuNkY CaPrIcOrN> Of Course I aint been Right since that Bull kicked me in the Head

by Lamsey March 29, 2005

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

Funky Dee

A complete douche who wants to bang someone

"I'm Funky Dee, you should know about mee"
"All I wanna know is are you gonna bang"

by Phunkey Deee March 28, 2010

Funky fag

A person who uses a combination of Funky Kong and the Flame Runner in the Nintendo game Mario Kart Wii

Three blue shells later, that Funky fag is still in 1st place!

by aUrethraClog February 13, 2010

funky banana

1)A person who is considered by many an amazingly cool person
2)A term used to descibe male genitals that dont meet required standards

1) I love him! he is a real funky banana!
2) eurgh! it even had brown puss spots on it,it was a right funky banana

by freeekay July 14, 2007

Funky Bunch

a name for a group of people who, by default and not by their own making, are considered the greatest people alive. Often of African american descent, and ALWAYS accompanied by a leader, who is referred to firstly, before any funky bunch member. Moreover, to become apart of a funky bunch is at the bequest of only the leader, it is virtually impossible to break into the bunch after the first members are decided upon.

zoe: hey look its morgie morg and the funky bunch
greata:oh yeah they so cool

by funky666 December 11, 2011