Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.

He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.

Royally fucked by Avrus September 3, 2004

I'm So Fucked Up 

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.

Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.

I'm So Fucked Up by Evangelion Fan 02 November 7, 2019

Destination fucked 

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.

Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.

Destination fucked by Ozzy man November 29, 2018

fucklebutt 

The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.

You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”

fucklebutt by The Great Shrimpini February 11, 2019

Sailor Jerry Fucked 

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

Sailor Jerry Fucked by Ect813 March 10, 2011

fucked stupid 

When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.

Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.

fucked stupid by Mr.Click quote December 15, 2012

Mall fucked 

The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.

"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".

Mall fucked by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013