Man I Love Frogs

Man
I
Love
Frogs
An acronym for MILF

Bob: You see that mom over there
Joe: Man I Love Frogs
Bob: I agree

by CoreyTheFish June 13, 2023

Footschlong

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.

1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?

by MrPang December 5, 2010

frogs

creatures of myth and legend, only superstitious jokes.

Me: You heard about those frogs, Man?
Him: Oh nah! Those are only common superstition

- CROAK -

by FrogsArentReal October 16, 2017

Frogs

like hogs but opposite

that aint hogs thats FROGS

by hog hitter March 5, 2019

small frogs

the stuff that you hawk up from you nose, throat, or sinuses when getting over a bad cold or sinus infection.

he yakked up a small frogs and hawked it. i swear it caught a fly and said ribbit as it landed!

by vj con October 28, 2007

frogsgnf

the hottest person that ever existed. Be grateful that you breathes the same air as them.

omg frogsgnf is carrying mcyttiktok rn

by frogsgnf July 3, 2021

fucking frogs

A phrase meant to describe any person of French origin.

Me: I hate those those fucking frogs.
j00: ?
Me: The French you retard.

by Azagthoth51666 May 4, 2006