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froggy prices

When you live in Louisiana or Houston, TX, the swamplands of America, and call around for contractors for various needs, and get outrageous and pulled right out their behind prices for the same job in the same market and get low and highs that are 2x or 4x each other and the lows are still a rip off, like $2500 for replacing a 32ft sewer line when one offers to do the digging part as an investor ourselves and have the master plumber supervise the actual parts where the pipe that is trashed needs to be replaced.

Or anything else, fencing, grading, drainage, you name it and in this swampland you will get screwed with froggy prices.
Customer/investor: Hi contractor, quote me a 7" cedar fence
Contractor: $13000 (when the labor cost and material cost is covered under $5000, perhaps a lot lower)

Investor: Your swamp ass and your froggy prices. GTFO
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Froggy Fresh

That trick was Froggy Fresh!
by J.K._Rowling_Real May 25, 2024
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Froggy-Stamp

The act in which a female squats and essentially stamps (like an ink stamp) the face or head of a lover or other person, with her vagina. Also known as the female equivalent of the act termed the "Teabag" in which a male places the scrotum onto the face or head of another person, sometimes as a comedic endeavor. The term "Froggy-Stamp" derives not only from the frog like position in which the stamp is delivered but also from the visual similarity in appearance to the outline of a frog sen from above, which can be observed in the impression or image outline, that is left perceivable upon the surface location of contact, with the female genitalia.
"Fool enough to pass out drunk at the party the poor chap fell victim to the first ever recorded Froggy-Stamping when one of the women attending lifted her skirts, did a quick squat on his forehead, and after leaving her mark, left the party!"

As he looked closer in the mirror, touched the sticky film on his forehead and noticed the almost invisible outline of a frog, he realized he'd been the victim of a Froggy-Stamping during his unconscious state of intoxication.
by RatchedT February 19, 2024
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Froggy Style

1. When you penetrate a frog from the back
2. What it’s called when Eruka Frog from the anime and manga soul eater has sex
“Ngh I’m fribbit cribbit cumming” -Eruka Frog from the anime and manga soul eater during Froggy Style
by Crona.png February 23, 2024
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Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc.

A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.
Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?

I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022
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froggies

Froggies are cute little creatures that have two ball eyes and little bodies
Angie: What are those light green blobs on the floor?
Dominic: Those are froggies.
by angielikeswilbursoot March 6, 2022
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