fondant

similar to an upper-decker, but the fecal matter is applied with precision to the seat itself.

Derek applied an elegant fondant to Kevin's toilet seat, and even added a nice fecal flower flourish.

by BingCon10 May 16, 2010

FOYDC

FOYDC, means Fuck Off Ya Dopey Cunt,........a mild rebuke, or warning

or it can mean someones gunna cop it !

When a godgobber lobs on me doorstep and starts godgobbing, I normally tell the bastard, I'm an Atheist, FOYDC .......a mild rebuke
or
I told ya twice to leave me missus alone, if ya don't FOYDC, yer a fucking dead man ....a serious warning !

by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008

fondalus

something hilariously funny or sarcastic

That grandma just fell down the stairs and her wig came off! It was so fondalus!

by tina May 13, 2005

shet fowda

what middle eastern people say when they actually mean "shared folder"

"Hey Jerry, where do you download the requirements for the project?"
"You find then in the shet fowda."
"wat"

by fhcgfjhkjlkjhgjvhkbljhbkj February 1, 2019

fouda

A fat whore that has the tendency to break up with extremely sexy people out of jealousy.

It was only a kiss, stop being a fouda.

by Bagarah May 20, 2014

Fondaw

A last name derived from the language of Sh. It's meaning;
1. A Retarded, dyslexic human being. retarded, dyshlexic human being

2. One who often falls down stairs because of slipping on the heels of their pants. One who often fallsh down stairsh becaushe of shlipping on the heelsh of their pantsh.

Sarah has the last name Fondaw..which must make her completely unswizzy.

by McMason March 10, 2009

John Fonda

see John Kerry................

John Kerry is John Fonda!

by mom October 31, 2004